Now no offensive is intened just a joke you all


The Pregnant Blonde

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so
excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I starting jumping up and
down along with her.
She said, 'I have some really great news!'
I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.'

She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and
down, told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a
while so I told her, 'That's great I couldn't be happier for you!'

Then she said, 'There's more'
I asked, What do you mean there's more.

She s aid, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have
TWINS!'
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked
her how she knew. She said....


(You're going to love this!)


'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually
had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out
positive!'

ha ha I may have met that blonde before.